1. We looked
at the banquet room and learned that we can configure the tables
and bar setup any way that we like. However, we won't have to
decide until 2 weeks before the event. The large room can hold
about 192 seated persons, at 12 persons per table at 16 tables.
That's pretty cozy.
2. It was
recommended that the DJ and Bar be set up in the "entryway"
rooms, which will be one continuos room, when the dividers are
pushed away, with 3 double doorways to the main room. (editor's
note- I have seen it that way, and it looks big) We can decide
later...and we can put these items wherever we chose (within reason,
Tim!)
8. We will
be given 1 bartender per 100 people, free (not to take home, though).
Someone in our group asked Amy for 2 and she said okay. She's
easy. But then, she was pretty petite and Akin was lurking over
her.
4. The room
has a large, and I mean large, projector screen hanging from the
ceiling in the main big room, which probably won't fit in to our
scheme, because it blocks the doors to the pool, where sometime
in the night, Kevin will be pushed in.
4b. The pool
and pool area can be used by our guests that night. They don't
provide a lifeguard. If you swim with skin exposed, we will request
for the lights to be dimmed.
5. We will
probably have a cordless microphone for our announcement activity,
so a podium or stage is not a requirement. They don't have any
Mr. Boom Microphones left.
11. The DJ
we have selected has been at the Bertram before for other gigs.
Amy was familiar with him even though Tim could hardly spit out
the guy's name.
2. They will
supply a dance floor for Geaney to show us that he has 2 left
legs. The dance floor can get as large as 27X42. With Geaney on
it, it will be larger than life.
6. Tables can be removed after dinner to make more room. You can't
take them home.
16. Geaney
was late for the meeting and had lipstick on his collar when he
arrived, somewhat disheveled, and came from the direction of the
rooms and not the front door.
10. There will be another reception party going on down the hall,
in the large hall area, on the same night. We can mingle and steal
their cold-peeled shrimp on the way back from the lavatory (notice
I used school word for bathroom).
13. We can
request specific beer, wine, and liquor for the bar to have available.
Charlie had some uppity vodka to recommend. I say Mad Dog! We
need to give them a 1 month lead time on this.
12. The hotel
will provide a security guard that night. Charlie immediately
became agitated and nervous, and started checking his pockets.
We do not pay for this guard. The guard will be amenable to bribes
and our brand of corruption.
22. Then Akin
became immediately concerned about breaking windows and crap and
"should we provide insurance of our own," and generally
stuff that only your wives would worry about. We changed the subject
and assured Amy that we were now, if not then, respectable gentlemanly
people. Amy indicated that no special insurance was needed.
22b. Whadya think of Amy? Hot?
35. The Bertram
will provide a simple center piece on each table, like a candle
or something simple. We said, "fine", mostly because
we're guys, and we don't care. Of course, we'll still pursue the
disposable camera idea, for the tables. We just have to make sure
the cameras aren't disposed of that night. Duh!
26. We reviewed
the hospitality suite and Mike immediately started asking questions
about the fold down bed in the room. It is a new room and very
nice. We can request the arrangement of furniture to our liking.
It has a patio, adjacent, which also can be accessed via the pool
area, from the banquet hall, which is about 100 feet away. Those
persons that are too drunk to walk by the pool without falling
in will immediately be eliminated from joining us there.
17. We asked for the hospitality suite nearer the banquet hall,
but Amy checked and said it was taken. I'll ask her to put in
a request with that reserving party to switch with us or else
we'll have Augie Lococo's "friends and family program"
pay them a visit.
13.
We can stock the hospitality suite with whatever refreshments
we like. Although, I'm sure that the stuff we pick won't be that
caffenated beer and other refreshing stuff. Can some bring those
cute little finger sandwiches?
99. Menu options were presented and Charlie immediately started
ordering buffalo wings. Oh hell, there were just too many choices
to expect MEN to actually be interested in. We lost interest and
started fantasizing about Amy. Geaney started saying he had to
go. Then, Amy suggested that she could put together a complete
combination of all the food needed - horse doors, entree', dessert.
That's the document I already emailed you. Otherwise, we can pick
and choose from the selections she gave us.
41. We realized
that hors d'oeuvres were an unplanned costly item. Charlie has
been adamant from the beginning, NO Hos. The pricing is generally
per item, with a minimum of about $.85/item. They could be set
on a table or "passed" by cute little waitresses in
maid uniforms. Since this may be too distracting for Geaney, we
should lean towards using pre packed "cold" trays of
cheese, dip, and crack. Er, I mean crackers. Amy will include
this in her proposals, I think.
34. We can
choose between "sit down" and buffet dinner. Jimmy Buffet
wasn't available for that night so we think"sit down"
is our choice. Buffet takes longer, anyway, and his songs all
sound the same. With "sit down", we can have a maximum
of 3 dinner choices and must use name placards to identify who
gets what. Wouldn't it be funny if we gave all of the classmates
6 elegant choices, then fed them all beef stew?
28. To minimize
dessert costs, Amy suggested we consider sheet cakes. Hey, that's
the name of an old girl friend of Bob's - "Sheet Cakes"!
72. The hotel
van can be used by us that evening, with some resemblance of planning.
The first trip is free, and others are $10. They will take us
to Hudson, no problem. The may not want to come get us after they
get to know us, but we'll work it out. We would probably arrange
trips from 8-10, then again 11-1.
30. It might
be possible to get "non-profit" status for our organization.
This would save us over 7% of the hotel costs. Not necessarily
chump change. So, I'll put out a feeler with our lawyer classmates
to see if it is feasible and economically possible. Who says we
don't need more lawyers?
If I have
left out anything important, please reply with your info, to everyone,
by yourself. It's taken me an hour of my life to write this and
I gotta do laundry and vacuum yet. If you didn't appreciate this
memo, then you're too serious and can't be on the committee! Let's
look forward to another meeting to review, probably next week
(of Feb. 21st).